Man Size

Man sized meds for a man sized flu. Sadly my walls of my ears have swollen closed due to an inner ear infection. My hearing is down to 10% and I have to speak up with an outside voice just to hear myself whisper. Along with flu, sinus, cortisone, and probiotic tablets, I was given a 12 day course of penicillian in these man sized tablets. Like how am I going to these down my gallet, how?

They say that man flu is worse than child birth but with this constant banging in my ears, I can hardly hear myself think. What could be worse?