Not too Shabby

Not too shabby, Nigel, if I must say so myself. This morning I had to go to a job interview and thank goodness I had a suit that fitted.

About a month ago I went to a friend’s funeral, and tragically I found that my suit jacket did not fit anymore. The wiser you get, the more encompassing you get. Thank goodness round is a shape. That very next week I went out and searched high and low for a suit that would fit me.

And now this...

The day I finally get to wear the new suit, I feel like I am the emperor wearing his new clothes, not too shabby. Now you just have to imagine me wearing my new threads while zipping through downtown traffic on my red Vespa.