Goldfish

I have been using these toilets at work for a month now and then BAMM it hits me right between the eyes, the words "Goldfish". Huh what has goldfish have to do with a sign in the toilets.

I had to stop, rewind, backed up to read the sign pasted on the wall of the toilet. Please don't flush the following: paper towels, sanitary napkins, old phone bills, yes now it was getting weird, goldfish, yes goldfish, or your hopes and dreams down the toilet. Thanks. Well there goes my hopes and dreams to be an inspiring muse. Now who keeps goldfish at work?