The House the Jack Built

I feel that I am literary living in the house that Jack built out of straw, as there is straw thatch everywhere, inside and out. And now the thatches are saying that they will only be finished by Saturday. Urghhh!!! This is now costing us lots of money let alone we are stressed, the pets stressed, and I now my work is getting affected. Never, never again, although it is quaint, after this never again. My love is all gone for picturesque, warm and cozy thatch.