Monday, 7 December 2015

Slow Sex


Arriving at work this Monday morning I was privilege to see two tortoises busy having sex rather slowly mind you. Okay you should know by now that I am in the SEO industry and specialise in the technical and analytical aspects of Search Engine Optimisation and Marketing so this title is what you would call a crude form of link baiting. Anyways back to the courting tortoises.

After spotting the amorish pair, I parked my bike in a parking bay at work and crept closer for a photo opportunity but I failed as a peeping tom as the copulating pair quickly detected me and stopped their love making. Oh dear I hope I haven’t put them off their courtship and hopefully soon we will have some baby tortoises roving around our office park.

Posted by Jerome West at 18:43

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