Sméagol

We all thought that Gollum died at Mount Doom, when he lunged for his precious ring and fell into the lake of fire along with his Precious.

But today it seems Gollum is back as his old self, Sméagol, driving a white Toyota Auris HSD in Johannesburg. Now who would have thought that this slug of a creature would choose a Hybrid Synergy Drive vehicle as his choice of transport? Maybe with its quiet electric motor, it is all the better for Gollum to be able to sneak up to unrespecting hobbitses and bop them on the heads. We are never alone, are we, precious?