Elephants Go Tromp Tromp Tromp

Yes it is my weekend once again with Matthew and our weekend together starts with me driving across to the East Rand to pick him up. On the drive back to the northern suburbs our father and son time begins. I managed to get a photo of Matthew, shot from the hip so to speak, telling me some elephant jokes.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance".

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a cherry?
A: An elephant is grey.
Q: How do you hide an elephant?
A: Paint its toe nails red and put it in a cherry tree.

Q: How did Tarzan die?
A: Picking cherries.

Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
A: Two in the front, two in the back and the trunks in the boot.

Q: How do you get the fifth elephant into the mini?
A: Tell the two in the back to move up.

Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It's full of elephants.

And the elephant jokes where a fad when I was young and it is nice to listen to Matthew telling me elephant jokes that originated from the 60s. Ah such memories.

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.

Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.

Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There's an empty Mini parked outside.