Sunday, 25 September 2016

This is it boys, this is war!

The plague is getting worse, so much so that we are forced to respond to the lord of the flies' ultimatum with force. This is it boys, this is war, as 99 balloons go by. So off we set out to buy every conceivable weapon ever dreamed up to combat these pesky flies. As we drove out of our property, we were out flanked by the goats, who were determined in blocking our escape.

But this was war, we took no prisoners and arrived back home armed to the teeth. Lemon and cloves, industrial ultraviolet fly zapper, handheld electronic fly bat, electronic poison dispensers, fly sticky paper, and fly traps. This is it boys, this is war!

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